...the salad of shamelessness

The Fangirls are comming for you

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captainbrazen:

godtissumbrella:

This.

This so hard.

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me:
why did you just reblog that from them
me:
i literally just reblogged that
me:
you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me:
is it because you don't like me
me:
is it because i'm fat

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Attention World, there has been a rule change.

catoniss:

From the treaty of the treason:

In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes between the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”

These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.

And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone winner remains.

Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.

(via nicola-pendragon)

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Dear Future Girlfriend

notestomyfuturegirlfriend:

Look I’m far from perfect, I can’t promise you I’m going to be that girl that you’re like Wow she is Beautiful because I know I’m not, I can be moody, stubborn, angry and Upset at times but I know As soon I as see you all my problems and worries will be gone and I will just be so happy!, I don’t just want to be a Girlfriend I want to be your best friend too, I want to be someone who you can be completely yourself around and just goof around with and constantly cuddle you and show you how much you mean to me, I will probably get jealous but just reassure me and really who can blame me when you’re that amazing and perfect!. I will fall asleep with you on the phone, play with your hair, kiss your cheek, randomly bite you, tease you about things and then kiss your cheek untill you forgive me!, make cute couple videos with you and whenever you’re upset phone me up babe and no matter where you are I will do anything to get to you, listen to your problems and rants, hug you real tight, kiss your forehead and wipe away your tears and tell you it will all be okay because I will be behind you and support you no matter what.
I’m 15 and I live in a small town in the UK, people may say I’m too young to love someone and genuinly care but hopefully I can prove you otherwise and show you off to the world as mine :).
www.mylifeline21.Tumblr.com
Love,
Me

OMG Somebody find this person and love them!

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