the dextrous, the sinister.



why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

what you are describing here is called University, it’s awesome

(Source: qatu)


In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.


things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

yeah but you don’t really laugh at yard sard do you?

you lean back slightly, half smile at your computer and blow air out your nose

(Source: disneydailly)


i’ve seen some posts about scotland that make the whole situation seem much worse than it actually is?

There has been some violence and obviously that’s bad but the country has NOT descended into chaos, and like we’re not talking london riots here

i’ve also seen at least one post explaining why people wanted independence which makes the case seem a lot more obvious/clear cut than it actually is, by omitting lots of really quite important information and context

basically i just want non-Sots to realise that 1. so far there has NOT been all that much violence, and 2. the independence debate is (was?) COMPLICATED, don’t think you understand it just because you read one or two very biased posts

There was a few hours of public disobedience in a couple of isolated places, mostly instigated by trouble making groups such as Britain First which are right wing hate groups that like to cause trouble for the sake of it.

Yes a few people were hurt, yes someone got stabbed, but it was all over by 1am and it really has nothing to do with the vote. People just used the vote as an excuse to start trouble




petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes


✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

(Source: primadollly)


Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.


Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.


There’s nothing wrong with telling someone how you feel

There’s nothing wrong with asking for help

There’s nothing wrong with seeing a therapist

There’s nothing wrong with going on medication

There’s nothing wrong with trying to fix the hell you’re going through


(Source: chikubl)


i’ve had about 4 straight white girls tell me i can be their gay bff and i just noped out of there

someone pls explain me why these straight girls think this is totally normal behaviour

I once overheard a group of girls in the year below me at school discussing the fact that if they ever had sons they’d disown them if they were straight because they’d have so much more fun going shopping and stuff with a gay son


stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky)



The Scottish people are terrified. Wheres the English Government now? Do we not deserve protection from what you caused?

Oh, dear god. Really? Don’t over sell crap like this.

Oh dear God, really OP? Are you really pulling the “oppressed and abandoned” card? The police are all over this. They are employed by the BRITISH government, so you can’t act like you were fucking abandoned because there are more police in this video than civilians. YOU ARE BEING PROTECTED. By the police, who you can obviously see in this video, dealing with the situation. British police, employed by the British government, dealing with public unrest, in Britain.




My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

why did someone reblog this on a saturday?

(Source: smolderingcas)

(Source: wehaveourdragons)